The Illuminated Donkey

Gosh, I almost forgot! Not only did the Juli Murphy win a giant stuffed banana for me, a fantastic event which I celebrated by performing Peanut Butter Jelly Time for many confused passers-by on the Seaside Heights boardwalk, but Murph and Juli presented me with the one, the only, the official Illuminated Donkey (whose story is offered here), which now sits here proudly in Donk HQ, looking down upon me as I type. *sniff* It's just like old times, except that the ID has never actually been in Jersey City, but still...