The Illuminated Donkey

Oh, and speaking of blackjack, should the Borgata dealer who had those three blackjacks in about a minute-and-a-half happen to be reading this, please follow this advice: if you are checking your hole card to see if you have a blackjack, and it turns out that you do, in fact, have a blackjack, flip the goddamned card up immediately! Do not freaking wait three seconds to create a moment of drama in your bitter, player-hating head, making us think that Whew, we're okay, and then show us the blackjack. I swear to God that if the tiny, hot cocktail waitress didn't happen to be walking by the third time you pulled that I would have leaped across that table and gone for your throat.