April 05, 2004

Selected Notes from My Lengthy Break, Number Three of Five: Dave Copeland, a longtime Donk favorite, has already given up on both Bush and Kerry, and has thus decided to choose his candidate using the only logical method: by selling his vote to the highest bidder.

Bidding currently stands at $13, though it should be noted that one estimate had Bush spending about $3.70 per vote back in 2000, so Copeland will be selling at a premium, even when you take into account that the auction also includes state, local, and ballot initiative votes. And I would be remiss if I did not point out that Dave has a 98% positive feedback rating! So bid with confidence!
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