December 02, 2003

Wow! Big news from Cracktown! On the same day that I celebrated both him and the English alphabet by placing him atop my alphabetically ordered list of Regular Characters Here at the Donk (see below), Sidney Crackstein of Mr. Happy Crack sent word that he and the lovely Mrs. Happy Crack are expecting a little Crack Baby!

We here at The Donk send our fondest congratulations to the happy Happy Crack parents-to-be, and plan to send a savings bond that the child will be able to cash in just in time for some much-needed therapy to recover from a childhood of Crackwear and a future in the glamorous field of foundation repair.

But dammit, that's gonna be one dry baby.
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