The Illuminated Donkey

Somebody Out There Should Prove His Or Her Devotion To Me By Buying Me These Relatively Inexpensive Gifts. Hey, will somebody out there please buy me the newly released special edition DVD set of my favorite movie of all time, The Right Stuff? It has documentaries and never-before-seen footage! And if not, maybe you can instead buy for me the also newly released special edition DVD of another favorite movie of mine, Once Upon a Time in America? Okay, just get me the unrated version Old School, then. Dammit, why did I blow all my money on a complete collection of every flavor and size of Mad Dog 20/20?!?!?!