The Illuminated Donkey

There was a Santa/Elf combination at the office party tonight, but instead of mingling about and spreading holiday cheer, for at least the first hour they did nothing but sit down on one of the couches, staring out into the crowd. And you know, few things are more depressing than Santa and an elf sitting forlornly in a club during open bar. Just took the whole spirit out of me, that and the fact that the open bar was beer and well drinks only.