The Illuminated Donkey

Earlier this morning I thought I had developed a whole new personal philosophy based upon the idea that it doesn't matter how many times you smack your alarm clock if it's actually your cell phone alarm that's going off, but then I fell back asleep for a few minutes and when I re-awoke realized that I had forgotten the more complicated parts.

Ah, the hell with it: I'm going down the shore, where they have a personal philosophy ready and waiting for me.