May 10, 2004

Two Birds, One Stone: A Sonnet Composed of Phrases I Came Across While Searching the Job Sites Today.
How Much Does a Grecian Urn?

We are seeking a copywriter to join our staff,
Looking for talented freelance proofreaders.
Initiate correspondence on department’s behalf,
Immediate income for Sales Reps/Leaders.
Temp-to-perm with chance for advancement,
Competitive salary and 401(K).
We offer a casual and friendly environment,
Marketing Assistant needed today!
Bilingual or multi-lingual skills a plus,
Financial services experience desired.
Please do not attempt to contact us,
Six years pharmaceutical experience required.
Send cover letter explaining how you qualify,
You must be presently employed to apply.

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