The Illuminated Donkey

Attention All Drunk Folks in PATH Trains at Three in the Morning: If you think you might pass out, think ahead and ask one of your fellow passengers to wake you up at your stop, because it doesn't anybody any good to get all pissed off when you wake up at Grove Street and start complaining about how you needed to get off back in Hoboken. And it definitely doesn't help anybody if you then proceed to pass out again.