The Illuminated Donkey

Selected Notes from My Lengthy Break, Number Two of Five: Speaking of Mustang Harry's, I would like to offer a small word of advice to one of the waitresses there: when asked by customers when they might expect to receive their order of wings, the correct answer is "Oh, I'm sorry. I must have missed that." The correct answer is not "You didn't order any wings." Should you choose this latter course, do not compound your error by making a show of checking your order pad in an attempt to somehow prove that we didn't order wings, since we specifically remember ordering the wings and were not particularly annoyed at the error until we were basically called liars. That is all.