March 04, 2004
The Characters: A Disheveled Man Carrying a Large, Unwieldy Bundle of Christmas Lights and Ken Goldstein.
The Scene: The Sidewalk Outside of the JFK Blvd. White Castle.
The Time: About 10 minutes ago.
DMCALUBOCL: Hey, buddy!
KG: [Walking past] Um...yeah?
DMCALUBOCL: You wanna buy some Christmas Lights?
KG: No thanks, I'm good.
DMCALUBOCL: C'mon! Big string of lights, five bucks! Everybody needs some Christmas lights!
KG: Well, actually, I'm Jewish.
DMCALUBOCL: Oh. [Pause] Well, happy Chanukah, then.
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