The Illuminated Donkey

Hmmm...as I may have mentioned, official Friend of the Donk Keith and I will be heading off to Los Angeles this week, followed by New Year's Eve in Vega$. If anybody out there has an idea for a Illuminated Donkey Travel Buddy Contest, Vega$-style, that would be a worthy successor to Donk Roulette, please drop a comment in the ol' box. Slots? Craps? Getting strippers liquored up and giving them each a shovel? Help a brother out and maybe win some cash-money.