Terse Week Continues Here at The Donk with a Scattershot Link Day! In Search of the Perfect Pork Martini.
Via Mike Whybark, some rarely-seen remnants from the Victorian Internet.
The days are growing shorter and the weather is getting danker, and that can only mean one thing...it's time for the brand-new 2004 Demotivators calendar
! And as a special bonus this year, Despair Inc. is reissuing some of their least motivational posters in a 2004 classic calendar
! No big plans for Thursday? How about a Paranoid Thanksgiving with the Greenberg Family
? Be sure to bring a WW2 costume, a metal bowl, a box of toothpicks, and a jar of rubber cement. And speaking of Thanksgiving, why not celebrate the season by joining my sister in Manhattan on Wednesday to witness the world's first Turducken Eating Competition
, then cap off the festivities with a nice cold glass of Turkey & Gravy Soda
? Mmmmmm good.