The Illuminated Donkey

Terse Week Continues Here at The Donk with a Scattershot Link Day! In Search of the Perfect Pork Martini. Via Mike Whybark, some rarely-seen remnants from the Victorian Internet. The days are growing shorter and the weather is getting danker, and that can only mean one thing...it's time for the brand-new 2004 Demotivators calendar! And as a special bonus this year, Despair Inc. is reissuing some of their least motivational posters in a 2004 classic calendar! No big plans for Thursday? How about a Paranoid Thanksgiving with the Greenberg Family? Be sure to bring a WW2 costume, a metal bowl, a box of toothpicks, and a jar of rubber cement. And speaking of Thanksgiving, why not celebrate the season by joining my sister in Manhattan on Wednesday to witness the world's first Turducken Eating Competition, then cap off the festivities with a nice cold glass of Turkey & Gravy Soda? Mmmmmm good.