The Illuminated Donkey

Press Release taken from the John Kerry for President site:

President Bush Signs Bill that Takes American Women Backwards

"President Bush has signed legislation that takes a step backwards for women as his stealth agenda to roll back the right to choose is pushed forward."

So, in other words, the new legislation steps backwards while it's stealthily rolling to the right and subsequently forward? Is this a bill or a square dance? And unfortunately, there was no word on whether the bill had the common decency to buy the American Women a nice dinner beforehand...