October 07, 2003
Whatever Happened To...? With all the posting and poetry and potpourri here at The Donk, sometimes it's easy to lose track of old friends. With that in mind, let's see how a few past subjects of merriment are doing these days:
- Can it be only a week ago that we heartily endorsed Koen Vermandere for the honored and possibly fictitious position of King Donkey of Kuurne, Belgium? Well, while we are happy to report that, with our help, Koen did garner enough votes to finish in the top two and advance to the finals, it was there that he lost to Frederick Tytgat, who almost certainly cheated. Koen promises to have a full report to us soon, but frankly, now that he lost and can't lavish us with political spoils on our next trip to Belgium, we're not sure if we'll run it.
- Everybody has their price, and ours is shockingly low. A few months back Mr. Bob Kodner, AKA Sidney Crackstein, AKA Mr. Happy Crack, sent us two 100% cotton t-shirts featuring the smiling, cracked Mr. Happy Crack, with the timeless slogan "A Dry Crack Is a Happy Crack." Well, we figure that two shirts is good for at least two plugs, so be sure to head on over to the brand-spanking-new happycrack.com for all of your foundation-repair and embarrassing-shirt needs.
- The fine new degenerate gambling blog Up For Poker continues to pick up steam, with the occasional post from yours truly, with hopefully more to come.
- Gordon Jump is still dead.
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