The Illuminated Donkey

I'll be crazy/busy all weekend with the big festival, but those of you who can't make it to Jersey City might want to spend a little time avasting ye mateys for today's official international "Talk Like a Pirate Day" superspectacular, helping to give Paul Frankenstein a snappy nickname, checking out the new all-degenerate, all-the-time blog "Up for Poker" (which I will be contributing to), or maybe trying to pick up some runway models before they snap out of their post-fashion-week sleep-deprived hazes.