The Illuminated Donkey

You know, I'm tired of all those rosy-cheeked pundits going on and on about how nice everybody was during the big blackout and, as opposed to 1977, there was no looting going on. Well, I have it on firsthand authority that that's a filthy lie! My sister, who you all know as Nancy, was waiting on line in a bodega when she saw somebody run into the store, grab a soda from the cooler, and then run out without paying! Now that, my friends, is looting, and this damn coverup is just making me sick!