The Illuminated Donkey

Well, I'm on my way to Atlantic City with D'Lish and Little C-Za. Damn right I'm one lucky dog. First person to leave a comment gets 3% of my winnings, if any, which there probably won't be, but still, ya know.

While I'm down there in Sin City Jr. I certainly won't be doing any of the following:

• Directing traffic on the streets of Manhattan during a massive power failure, like Eagle Scout Paul Frankenstein.
• Traipsing around London with an infant during a oppressive heatwave, like my old college newspaper editor and a heck of a fine fellow, Bob Fenster.
• Meeting new and interesting (recovering) Catholic women (please don't tell my Mom), like Sister Mary Karen.
• Heading down to Atlanta to see the salvation-themed comedic stylings of my old high school buddy Anthony Russo.
• Eating non-buffet meals.

Update, much later: I lost...not a lot, but definitely a loss. Hence, no profit to be shared. Paul, you owe me a beer.