The Illuminated Donkey

And remember: Visitor #100K here at The Donk will be receiving a fabulous prize package, filled with fabulosity. Just keep checking in (though I can tell you it'll probably happen sometime on Saturday) and if that counter to your left reads 100,000...well, you're looking at a mailbox filled with swag. Just get a screenshot, send it off to me in an e-mail with the details of when you visited, then sit back and wait for the lovin' to start. In the case of two or more "100,000" counts (weird, but apparently it happens), the person who sends the first valid e-mail will be declared the winner. Good luck, and don't be a dickhead cheater!