In my workplace of Rahway (a city synonymous with "state prison"
), the liquor stores have the largest and finest collections of cheap, fortified "bum wines" in the known world. I had always been too intimidated by the sheer selection and variety to take up the hobby of lunchtime drinking, but thanks to my friend Murph's forwarding of this invaluable and comprehensive Buyer's Guide to Bum Wines
, I need not suffer through sober afternoons any more. Thanks, Murph!