The Illuminated Donkey

You know, I'm doing pretty well these days. I'm making an okay buck. So why would I cheap out and buy the crappy three-for-a-dollar store brand macaroni and cheese instead of paying — heavens no! — the whole dollar for the good Kraft kind? Especially when you consider that ten days from know I'll be throwing twenties around Vegas like they were Mardi Gras beads or something? Sheesh.