The Illuminated Donkey

Greetings from the Royal Whybark Palace! To say that two days wasn't enough for Vegas would be quite the understatement. Hell, two months, years, lifetimes wouldn't be enough for that glittering jewel, all good things must come to an end, especially when Mike Whybark has a pot of coffee brewin' and is awaiting your arrival. We've got a places to go, people to see and teriyaki to eat, so you'll all have to wait until later to hear tales of prime rib and poker, but I can tell you that I'm on a free vacation (or at least paid for by other gamblers and the friendly casinos), it's a beautiful day in Seattle, and none of you can pick roulette numbers to save your lives.