The Illuminated Donkey

Does this even count? It's The Donk's official Year-and-a-Halfiversary today, and I think I deserve some half-hearted congratulations! I'm not linking to that post, since frankly I find anything I wrote more than three weeks ago desperately embarrassing, but I will continue our longstanding self-congratulatory tradition by once again revisiting my first ever link to...MONKEYS!!!! Whoooo!