The Illuminated Donkey

Attention Donk Roulette Losers (and all you other folks): Sure, you didn't win a big pile of Vegasbucks, but that doesn't mean you stay home empty handed! Just e-mail your mailing address to kengoldstein@hotmail.com and I'll send you an official Illuminated Donkey Travel Buddy Souvenir Pack, filled with a bunch of the exciting Vegas crap I lugged back to Jersey. Will you get a deck of cards, or maybe a calendar, or perhaps some wetnaps and a keno pencil? What the hell do you care, it's all free! Order now!