The Illuminated Donkey

You know, just when you think everything's going wrong, that life is one petty disappointment after another, and you're destined to be nothing more than a man of intermittant sorrow, you turn on your computer and see something as stunning as the

long-awaited return of the Ken Goldstein of the Week

which was created by Whybark and Frankenstein to promote

the grand opening of the Ultra-Swanky-Deluxe KGP Superstore

and you realize that Great, the frigging restraining order must've expired! Now I gotta spend another six hours filling out paperwork down at the Muni Court! Effin' terrific!