The Illuminated Donkey

Don't look at me! You know, underneath this charming and amusing exterior there's a bubbling cauldron of emotion, feeling, and teary-eyed wonderment that you folks out there just don't seem to care about. Why is that, I wonder. Don't any of you folks care about the real me, or is it nothing more than just holler after hoot of "Make me laugh, donkey-clown boy. Do that funny ha-ha and then go away." Is it? Is it?! *sniff*