The Illuminated Donkey

Last Call for Blog Poker! There's still room for two more players before I deal out the hands tomorrow. Update: Too late, we have our players! (Don't worry R-Dub, we'll tell you how to play.) I'd deal out the cards right now, but it looks bad when I'm late for work with time-stamped proof that I'm running some sort of weird contest when I should have been creating a specification sheet for a shiny, pink alarm clock.