The Illuminated Donkey

Somebody has apparently screwed the best damn blogger on the Upper West Side out of a cushy Hong Kong gig, so why not head on over to Paul Frankenstein Light Industries & Manufacturing and pick up a "Friends don't let friends blog drunk" or "I am a Z-List Blogger" item at a ridiculously reduced price? It's the perfect garment for your next blogbash, and he'll probably end up giving you your money back on a busted straight draw anyway!