The Illuminated Donkey

What the hell is going on?!?!?! First I get my likeness and for all I know my entire freaking life stolen by some devilishly clever fiend (or fiendishly clever devil, perhaps), and now Matthew Sheren over at The Sardonic Subversive fills me on how Tuesday Morning Quarterback (formerly of Slate, now on ESPN.com) columnist Gregg Easterbrook has written his NFL predictions in haiku form! Gee, where the hell have I seen that before?!

For Pete's sake, folks, why don't I just put all my comedy gold out on the porch and let you drive a U-Haul up and load it all in! Go right ahead! I don't care! Wheeeeee!