The Illuminated Donkey

Continuing the theme of my out-of-control life: on Friday I noticed I was getting a lot of hits from the Moby message boards, where I have never been. Obviously, this piqued my interest, so I headed over there to discover the lovely news that a certain "ddonkey", who identifies himself as a 13-year-old boy and who has left over 7000 messages on the Moby boards (including such witty gems as "I MAKE FOR POOPY!!!"), has been nice enough to list this here site as his own personal homepage! Gosh, thanks, you thieving crapmaster!