September 02, 2002
- I was born in Brooklyn, New York
- I have a mother, father, brother, and sister, all of whom I like a great deal.
- I had a younger brother, Robert, who died at five when I was six.
- My family moved to New Jersey when I was under a year old.
- I have lived in New Jersey for 26 of my 31 years.
- I would consider myself a Jersey guy no matter where I moved to.
- I am proud of this identity.
- Then again, when I lived in Seattle I would often answer “New York” to the question of where I was from.
- In New Jersey, I have lived in Parlin, Old Bridge, New Brunswick, Plainfield, North Brunswick, and Jersey City.
- Not counting family or relationships, I have had five roommates; all the arrangements have gone well.
- I think that I am an easy person to get along with.
- I consider myself very fortunate regarding my friends and family.
- If I think somebody is upset with me, I need to rectify the situation as soon as possible.
- I have had three full-time, salaried jobs, as well as about at least ten hourly/temp positions.
- I have been fired once.
- It wasn’t that big a deal.
- I hate job interviews.
- I think that I am very good at what I do for a living.
- The most valuable lesson I have learned at work is that nobody ever wins an argument.
- One of my proudest achievements was my Employee of the Year award at my last job.
- I have a terrible nail-biting habit, and constantly bite and pick at them as if they done me wrong
- I have a systematic method for eating corn-on-the-cob, removing each row to eventually leave a clean, stripped cob
- I prefer almost all vegetables raw, including corn-on-the-cob
- My specialty dish is deviled eggs.
- I used to like sushi, but seemingly overnight I completely lost my taste for it.
- I much prefer vanilla to chocolate.
- I don’t care for cheesecake.
- I have ordered the soy burger dinner with swiss at Dojo’s at least 25 times.
- I have worked in a Burger King, Roy Rogers, and a small diner.
- Given the choice between being evicted from my apartment and working in food service again, I’d have to think about it.
- There are two foods and only two foods on which ketchup is allowed.
- Tabasco is a gateway condiment to far more dangerous sauces.
- During the Gulf War my friend Keith and I created a mixed drink called the Wolf Blitzer, consisting of Yoo-Hoo and amaretto.
- I wish that I drank more in college.
- I have probably smoked less than 20 cigarettes in my life.
- I have lost a fair amount of weight twice in my life.
- I now need to do this again.
- I had bright red hair as a child, but it has progressively darkened to its current brown.
- My best feature is my calves.
- I have really bad teeth.
- I have had three root canals and countless fillings.
- The sickest I have ever been was my two-week sinus infection during the L.A. riots.
- I have never had any piercings or tatoos.
- Wearing any sort of jewelry or accessories really annoys me.
- My favorite baseball team growing up was the Phillies, mostly as a backlash against obnoxious Mets fans.
- My favorite player was Mike Schmidt.
- Baseball is my favorite sport to watch.
- Tennis is my favorite sport to play.
- I have never beaten my dad in tennis.
- I once bowled a 201.
- Despite my being pretty bad at baseball, my Little League teams won championships all six years I played.
- Despite my being a fairly good player, my soccer teams lost every game my last three years.
- I was the team scoring leader my last year of soccer with one goal.
- I have never been to an NFL game.
- I have been to minor-league hockey and indoor soccer games.
- The most exciting moment of my life was watching Jim Leyritz hit a game-winning 15th inning home run to beat the Mariners in the 1995 playoffs.
- I realize that this is fairly sad.
- I’ve spent way too much money in my life on sports cards and comic books.
- My dad and I have a baseball bat signed by every living Hall of Famer
- I’ve stopped buying things like action figures just because they’re cool and I think they’d look good on my desk.
- My favorite place in the world is the Guggenheim Bilbao.
- My favorite place that I visit regularly is Manhattan’s Frick Museum.
- Either that or the Lower East Side in general.
- I have visited seven countries, though three of those were for less than a day.
- The first Joseph Heller book I read wasn't Catch-22.
- I’m not sure how, but I drive an average of 500 miles a week.
- Driving 70 on a sunny day, windows down, music blasting, is one of my favorite things in the world.
- I’ve been in three car accidents, two of which were my fault.
- I much prefer cold weather to hot.
- I like shoveling snow.
- I can do fairly complicated calculations in my head.
- The most money I’ve ever won at poker was $1100.
- The most I’ve ever lost was $700.
- Those two sessions were three days apart, which proves something or other.
- Within minutes of browsing in a book or record store I’ll need to use the bathroom.
- During college I essentially wore nothing but t-shirts with cartoon characters.
- I felt very good the day I realized that I no longer had any of these left in my regular wardrobe rotation.
- I rarely get worked up over things.
- My sister thinks that my biggest problem is that I refuse to admit when I’m wrong.
- I think she’s mistaken about this.
- When compared to the films and music of the last two decades, TV has nothing to be ashamed of.
- I’ve never been in a fistfight.
- I’ve appeared onstage in front of thousands.
- The first record I ever bought was Joe Jackson’s Night and Day.
- On the other hand, when I was 12 and my grandmother let me pick out any cassette I wanted at Kmart, I chose Olivia Newton John’s Greatest Hits.
- I own everything Elvis Costello has ever released.
- I think at his peak, Woody Allen was the funniest stand-up comedian ever.
- I am neither a cat or dog person.
- I subscribe to far too many magazines.
- I have fairly neat handwriting.
- I should paint and write more.
- I normally prefer listening to talk radio as opposed to music while driving.
- Someday I’m going to think about all the time I’ve wasted and need a stiff drink.
- That drink will likely be Johnny Walker Black.
- I automatically check everything I see for spelling errors or typos.
- I’ve only been in one strip club.
- I have spent an insane amount of money attempting to win stuffed animals on boardwalks.
- I don’t think I make a good first impression.
- All things considered, I think I’m a pretty decent guy.
- I really should have spent the last two hours working on freelance projects instead of this silliness.
Subscribe to Posts [Atom]