The Illuminated Donkey

Poll Results. Well, it was a close battle, but John Rocker's pungent Sports Illustrated comments ("[New York is] the most hectic, nerve-racking city. Imagine having to take the [Number] 7 train to the ballpark, looking like you're [riding through] Beirut next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing.") was named by Donk readers as Major League Baseball's Least Memorable Moment. Hmmm...I can't help but wonder if a certain long-suffering fan of Texas Rangers (Rocker's current team) might have stuffed the ballot box.

Finishing close behind were the Yankees 1972 wife-swapping incident, Lenny Randle's unique fielding technique, and the Black Sox scandal.