The Illuminated Donkey

I've created a little poll to your left to help answer this whole relocation question once and for all. I'm tired of the numerous threatening messages, the late-night phone calls, the hired goons banging on my door at two in the morning. It's time to settle this hullabaloo the only fair way: a completely arbitrary and unverifiable poll with no controls or safeguards. Get to it!

In other Donk news, we're slowly and surely coming up on our 50,000th visitor, and that lucky gal or guy is gonna get them a prize that makes all my other prizes look like bags of flaming dogcrap left on your doorstep. Keep your eyes peeled.