June 23, 2002
With apologies to the Pretty Girl, my assignment for everybody today is to go to one of those apartment buildings with an intercom entry system, then start pressing buttons randomly while screaming the following:
This is [fill in your name], I want to talk to you. Hello? Don't hang up on me! I want to talk to you! You keep away from my husband, you hear me? Hello? Open the door! Answer me! I'm going to tell everybody that walks in this building that in 2R, Rossi, you're nothing but a whore! Is this the superintendent? Yes, I want you to know that you have a whore living in 2R! Rossi, Janice Rossi! ...He's my husband! Get your own goddamn man!Then go to a bar and shoot some stuttering prick in the goddamn foot.
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