The Illuminated Donkey

We here at The Illuminated Donkey cannot recommend Girls are Pretty strongly enough. I think we gave GAP a plug pretty recently, but the darn thing keeps getting better and better so here we are again. For those of us who have difficulty finding a reason to get out of bed, The Pretty Girl offers a valuable service by letting us know exactly what we should be doing every single day. Just this week we have celebrated

Just F*cking Drive Day!, Write A Letter Of Apology To Someone Who'd Forgotten All About Your Very Existence Over A Decade Ago Day!, Do Laundry Until You Get F*cked Day! Not to be confused with Do Laundry Until You Fall In Love Day (that's not until October asshole), Get Back In The House! GET BACK IN THE F*CKING HOUSE!!!!!! Day!, and Go To Starbucks, Order A Coffee, Sit Down At A Table Where You Can Be Seen From All Angles, Remove The Shoe And Sock From One Foot And For The Next Three Hours Intermittently Lift Your Bare Foot Up To Your Nose And Smell Day!

Start reading Girls Are Pretty and I promise that those gnawing feelings of emptiness will soon disappear.