The Illuminated Donkey

On the heels of the much-beloved Up Yours Sexiest Male Blogger (in which yours truly finished just out of the top ten), Matt Moore over at The Blog of the Century of the Week kicks off the Sexiest Female Blogger poll. Unfortunately, in his attempt to stir up some controversy, Mr. Moore perpetuates some disinformation:

A developing trend?
I certainly hope so. Amy Langfield has already started talking trash about the other most sexiest contestants, and the voting hasn't even begun. Lets get it on, ladies! I want to see hair-pulling, eye-gouging, bitch-slapping posts about this. The guys were so, well, demure in their fight to come out on top.

Now Matt, I want to see some hair-pulling as much as the next guy who owns the director's cut of Chained Heat, but I think it's okay now to let everybody know what went on behind the scenes at The Sexiest Male Blogger contest. Sure, it was all smiles and handshakes in front of the curtain, but what about when Ken Layne hid Stephen Green's depilitator? Or when Pejman "accidentally" let slip that juicy piece of gossip about Tim Blair and the national rugby team? And we won't even get into the time when all Tres Producers showed up at Dawn's house sharing one impeccably tailored suit.

Frankly, I hope that the female contestants are a bit more couth about their competitiveness than we were, Matt.