The Illuminated Donkey

Oh, and a big thanks a whole frigging lot to the jerkoff who watched me almost kill myself trying to carry an air conditioner into my friend's apartment building. I didn't actually expect you to offer to help me carry the incredibly heavy box up the stairs — that thought obviously wouldn't have crossed your mind in a million years — but when you walked by me staring when the box slipped and I struggled to keep it from crashing to the ground, well that's the sign of a real stand-up guy. You goddamned prick.