The Illuminated Donkey

While I was away, I found out that I had been kindly included as a contestant in Up Yours' "Vote for the hottest, sexiest , Male blogger in the blogosphere" poll, and let me tell you, there's no more exciting feeling than finding out in the middle of a vacation that you may, in fact, be the least sexy blogger known to man. So if you want to make us here at The Donk feel pretty damn good, head on over there and at least get us out of last place. We thank you in the sexiest possible way.