The Illuminated Donkey

"I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work." Well, the results from my first poll are in, and according to my audience penguins are funnier than all other animals put together, with 23 of the 45 votes cast. And even though this means that my readers are obviously foolish and wrongheaded (what part of the word OTTERS do you people not understand?), I've put up another one over there on your left. In this week's poll I ask the burning question: What would you like to see more of here at The Donk? Make your voice heard! [Okay, penguins are pretty funny.]