The Illuminated Donkey

Hello. This is Juli. We have kidnapped Mr. Goldstein and are holding him hostage in Seattle. We are keeping him entertained until our demands are met. So far we have filled him with various microbrews from local pubs and dragged him to the local hippy-fests. He went out of control at the skee-ball booth so we made him sit in on a LOUD drum circle... He was the only jewish guy there... We will send him back when we have exhausted all possible means of torture.