Posting from Donkey Command Central, in the Central District of the Emerald City.
April 25, 2002
Time for another failed contest. Since there's something lovely about round numbers, the 25,000th visitor to this site (or whatever the hell that counter over to your left means) will receive a patented Super-Special prize. Simply send some sort of proof, like a screenshot, of your 25,000thness to firstname.lastname@example.org, and that prize will soon be on its way to you. Good luck!