Oh, Dear Lord, No.
Just days after discovering that I had finally become Google’s #1 search result for Ken Goldstein
(hey, there's a lot of them out there), I found out that The Illuminated Donkey is now the #1 search result for the word donkey
. A sharp increase of late in donkey searches led me to realize that something was up, and the marketing department here at ID Inc. is feverishly working on a plan to cash in on the donkey-fan demographic.