The Illuminated Donkey

Hey, it's steal from my friends night here at The Donk. From the oft-plugged Mike Whybark, one of the greatest Captain Renault moments I've ever seen, in The New York Times (registration required):

Enron: Skilling "Agitated"

"When shown records that laid out the details of the financial returns during his testimony several months ago before the S.E.C., Mr. Skilling was said to have grown agitated as he described his opinion of the information. Had he known the magnitude of the profits, Mr. Skilling was said to have told the regulators, he would have immediately summoned Enron executives involved in the dealings and given them 24 hours to justify such outsize results."

WhhaAATTT! Why, THESE PROFITS are an OUTRAGE! EXPLAIN YOURSELVES or face the WRATH of... KENNY BOY!

Mike Whybark: if you can't hire him, at least go read him.