The Illuminated Donkey

Okay, let's say you're Satan. You're tooling around the western coast of Florida in your...um...Satanmobile, when you come to the scenic little town of Inglis. But wait! The dastardly Mayor Carolyn Risher has issued an official government proclamation banishing you from the town! So where can you go now? Where else but to Inglis' two closest neighbors: Crackertown and Yankeetown! Yeehaw! Let's party!