The Illuminated Donkey

I haven't been on an airplane since June (an absolutely hideous Air France flight) due to my work schedule and lack of vacation time, as opposed to any 9/11-related fears or worries. I don't have any qualms about getting on a plane, and don't think the events of the past few months would really affect any travel plans I might make.

However.

I would sooner walk to Las Vegas or spend New Year's Eve in a tiny room filled with drunken Shriners rather than travel on an American Airlines flight.