The Illuminated Donkey

Keith Fernbach: Official Friend of the Donk, filthy liar, and now...Media Darling!

"People should do whatever they do to entertain their cats," said Keith Fernbach of Grand Central Marketing. [...] "I think a lot of it's anecdotal in terms of how the cats were interested," opined Fernbach.

Gosh, I haven't been this proud of ol' Fernie since he solely and without any help from me originated and masterminded the plan to steal that Portuguese Fisherman sign...