The Illuminated Donkey

Posting from Donkey Command Central, in the Central District of the Emerald City.

April 15, 2009

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Whoo hoo. My third professional article, today on Cracked. I'm avoiding the comment section like the plague. 7 Retarded Tax Evasion Sche...
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April 05, 2009

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Whoo hoo. My second professional article, today on Cracked. It's a rare delightful Sunday here in Seattle, so I can't sit around and...
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March 31, 2009

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Whoo hoo! My first professional article, today on the front page of Cracked. The 6 Most Depressing IMDb Pages
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February 03, 2009

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Resumes and work samples are available upon request...
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January 28, 2009

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[Edited Excerpt from the Upcoming Article] People Who Were Around a Lot Later than You Thought Historical Figure: Herbert Hoover Peak Momen...
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January 27, 2009

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The Most Impressively Unimpressive Professional Sports Careers Athlete: Dick Shiner Sport: Football Not everyone can be an all-star, but e...
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January 25, 2009

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2009 Seattle Mariners FanFest (photos thanks to Murph) The Seattle Mariners locker room. Plenty of elbow room, TVs. Much, much nicer than th...
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Cha Seung Baek Though the Korean-born pitcher was traded last year from the Seattle Mariners to the San Diego Padres, where he is pencilled ...
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January 21, 2009

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Link Roundup! I'm working on a long article (featuring the term "bed-shittingest"!), so here's the best links that have pa...
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January 20, 2009

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I Love the 80's! Especially the WWI-era Communist Activists! Paramount recently re-released 40 of their titles on DVD in a special ...
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January 19, 2009

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The Curious Case of Forrest Gump .
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Things that Never Taste as Good as They Sound on the Menu Stuffed Seafood Dishes. These always get me in a moment of indecision when I can...
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January 18, 2009

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[The following was written for the 20th anniversary issue of The Rutgers Review , my college newspaper.] Dear Present-Day Review ers: How i...
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January 16, 2009

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The Most Frustrating Week of My Job Search So last Thursday there was a job posting, a website seeking a editor/proofreader/writer. Not grea...
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January 15, 2009

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So What Am I Doing Since I'm Not Employed? Well, other than having some fun times with a cute duck, I've been trying to build up so...
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January 14, 2009

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Rickey Henderson , one of my five favorite players of all time, will be heading to Cooperstown this summer, and I am incredibly disappointed...
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Good to see that this is still the #1 Google site for "Illuminated Donkey." But for how long? [Just to cut in here, you have no id...
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January 13, 2009

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My New Neighborhood: A Sonnet Threats - Caller's 15-year-old son is threatening to kill her Alarm - Audible residential alarm, front doo...
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Rick's Gifts, a Comedy Sketch. Written by Ken Goldstein, and performed by Improv Asylum in Boston on June 27, 2008
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January 12, 2009

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My Used & New 2008 and the Search for Amazon's Most Resold CD Let's start with a hypothetical situation: say...a certain person ...
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Or maybe not.
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April 22, 2005

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I guess that just about wraps it up.
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April 02, 2005

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Folks, things are definitely looking up.
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March 28, 2005

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Suddenly, in the harsh darkness of three in the morning, it all makes complete sense. I need to get married and have a child, preferably a s...
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March 27, 2005

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Happy Easter or, as it was known in the Goldstein household in my youth, 50% Off Solid Milk Chocolate Bunnies Eve. Which explains so much.
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March 26, 2005

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By the way, don't bother to see the Daniel Buren installation at the Guggenheim ; it's total ass.
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Well, That Wasn't Too Bad, After All. 21-day flu completely banished from my system, my new room in some sort of order, all-logic-to-th...
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