Open Announcement to the Annoying-as-Hell 14-Year-Old Sitting a Few Seats Down from Gerard and Me at Today's Mets Game. Anybody still wearing a freaking Mo Vaughn jersey-tee to Shea has no right to tell anybody that he sucks, especially hard-working Supersub Joe McEwing right before he gets the game-winning hit. Go kiss a girl, as a certain baseball fan would say.