To answer the dozen or so people who've inquired about the brand-new Ken Goldstein MegaMart: 1) Yep, it's for real and 2) Nope, I won't be seeing a dime of it.

Update: due to unpopular demand (actually at the request of my sister, one of my many apparently broke-ass friends and family members), prices at the KGP StripMall have been slashed down to almost nothing! Nothing I tells ya!