I'm planning on reworking the content here at The Donk, with a focus on larger humor pieces and commentary, but before I did that I just wanted to announce that "Hummer," as in "Hoops Star Cleared in Hummer Probe" has offically replaced "Smoothies" as the official Consumer Good / Blowjob Euphemism that makes me giggle uncontrollably when it's dropped into everyday conversation. [And a happy birthday to Murph as long as I'm here.]